theonion:

Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way
palecocks:

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enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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whateverjsays:

What even is this…






Anonymous said: What you think about Anaconda

i really like it i need it nOW


fuckyeahladygaga:

Two years ago today, ‘FAME’, the first ever black eau de parfum was released. As of today the perfume has sold over 50 million bottles, earning over $2 billion worldwide.
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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